Last Saturday (April 18) East Anglian Writers (affiliated to the UK's Society of Authors, I'm the EAW membership secretary BTW) held its annual seminar. This year's topic was "Being a Hybrid Writer in the 21st Century" and the two guest speakers were the award-winning novelist, poet, playwright and activist (she led the campaign for public lending rights in the 1970s and helped found the ALCS among other things) Maureen Duffy and publisher turned Curtis Brown literary agent Norah Perkins.
There was an enthusiastic audience - I've never seen so much note-taking during a talk and the Q&A session that followed only had to stop because we ran out of time!.
Discussing the state of the UK book scene today, Duffy described writers as "a grass roots workforce subsidising the publishing industry" because writers provide the raw materials (their content) free of charge and only then do publishers decide whether they'll use it and what price they are prepared to pay. In effect, publishers take advantage of the fact most writers, according to Duffy, write "because we must, because we have to do it, because we love it."
"Publishers," she added, are dominated by sales departments who think they know what people will buy," with the result that publishers' lists "prioritise TV chefs, footballers and soft porn." This also explains why, despite her reputation, she had to self-publish her latest novel because her publishers wanted her to make major cuts she was unwilling to make.
Can you still earn a living as a writer?
Duffy said recent ALCS (the Authors Licensing & Collecting Agency) research showed that over the last six years, writers' incomes had dropped by 29%, with the result that today just 11% of authors can now live on their writing incomes alone, compared with 40% six years ago.
Around 5% of authors earn 42% of total UK book revenues, with earnings of £100,000 not uncommon while 50% earn just a 7% slice of the pie. In fact 17% of authors reported earning nothing last year, despite their books being in print. The median annual income for traditionally published authors is currently between £3000-to-£5000 compared with £500-to-£1000 for self-published authors and £7500-to-£10,000 for "hybrid authors." (More about them later.)
Incidentally, in 2014 only 2% of Arts Council grant money went into literature – which also explains why so many indie publishers are struggling.
These figures prompted Duffy to advise the audience "Don't give up the day-job until you have made your first million." She also warned of the fickleness of publishing fashions - not just in fiction, where vampire and zombie genres are in vogue but even in poetry where "themed collections" are now the fashion. "Reputations may come and go very fast," so even a successful author may not last for more than a couple of books.
So who are these "hybrid authors" ?
Norah Perkins explained that as "money seeps away more and more" from the traditional publishing industry, many of the activities that publishers used to provide, such as publicity, now fall upon the author. This in turn is leading to a new generation of "hands on" hybrid authors who, rather than depend upon increasing unreliable publishers are taking more control of their "product" (as Amazon calls book) and creating their own publishing business that either handle inhouse or subcontract out various aspects of the publishing business, including editing, production, publicity and social media activities.
Perkins warns that if you do decide to do it yourself, you are going "to have to work hard, be industrious" but the rewards can be greater. "Self publishing is online dating," she added. "Fifteen years ago it was a fringe activity, now it is mainstream, more sophisticated and offering more options." And, just in case you still think self-publishing is a little infra dig, Perkins reminded the audience that Virginia Woolf was the first of the great publishers, founding what became the Hogarth Press to publish her own novels.
Traditional publishing still has its benefits, such as advances and access to market via the book distribution channels (which also means you are more likely to get into libraries and benefit from PLR) but that all depends upon you getting a book deal in the first place. Regardless of how you are published, Perkins said "you'll be lucky to get a review these days in print" because so many publications had dropped their review pages.
Maureen Duffy added that poetry had long been the preserve of the hybrid writer. "You have to put yourself about a bit," going readings, constantly submitting to magazines, entering competitions and getting on courses.
And both Duffy and Perkins warned that as hybrid authors it was more important than ever to retain your copyrights so you didn't find yourself being unable to exploit your own work. Try also, they advised to ensure any deals you sign are only for limited periods and/or contain termination and reversion clauses.
Welcome to the brave new world of being a writer in the 21st Century!
Among the topics raised in the Q&A session were:
* Can creative writing be taught? Craftsmanship can be taught, said Duffy, but you still need that spark of talent to be a writer.
* Are agents still useful? Yes, again from Duffy but with the caveats that the agency business is also having a hard time financially and that if you find a good agent, hang on to them. Duffy has had the same agent since the 1960s.
* What are the key things to include in a proposal to either a publisher or an agent? Although the traditional recommendation is a pitch letter + a synopsis + the first three chapters, Norah Perkins said the pitch letter + the title (make it snappy & memorable) + the first page of the first chapter are the things she looks at. Perkins said a pitch letter should be confined to a single page - and that includes the letter heading, address, signature etc so in effect about a three paragraph elevator pitch. As for the synopsis, she admitted she only looks at them to check there are no surprises..."Oh, oh the pitch didn't mention the aliens..."
Off down Rock 'n' Roll memory lane again, this time with The Kinks. I saw them for the first time on 30th March 1964 at The Futurist Theatre in Scarborough. They closed the first half of the show – Marianne Faithfull was on the bill and the headline act (I dimly recall) was the late Gene Pitney. The second time I saw them was on the 18th April 2015 at the Beccles Public Hall & Theatre. Strictly speaking this was the Kast Off Kinks as Ray and Dave Davies no longer speak to each other and Pete Quaife died in 2010 however the line-up includes The Kinks' original drummer Mick Avory (20 years with The Kinks) plus Jim Rodford and Ian Gibbons, who both played with The Kinks for many years, clocking up over 30 years between them. The lead guitarist and vocalist is Dave Clarke (no relation to the Dave Clarke Five drummer) who has now been with the Kast Off Kinks since 1994. Avory came out from behind his drums last night to sing Dedicated Follower of Fashion and the band ran through the entire hit repertoire from Louie Louie to Come Dancing.
It's ThrowBack Thursday - it's June 2012 and I'm in Las Vegas with my very special friends the B52s - I'm meant to be Austin Powers while the lovely Jane Christian (in the red tights) is Felicity Shagwell, which is kind of appropriate as we're with the band who recorded "Love Shack" - Groovy Baby!
Goodnight Westeros (in the style of Goodnight Moon) - or what if George R.R. Martin wrote children's stories?
The 4th annual SCI-FI-LONDON + Urban Fantasist 48 Hour Flash Fiction Challenge starts this Saturday 11th April. You can find a full explanation of all the rules for the challenge (and watch out for the #SFL48FLASH Twitter hashtag) HERE however for those of you less-than familiar with the format, here are 12 top tips for writing flash fiction
(1) Flash Fiction has all the elements of a traditional self-contained short story, including a beginning, a middle and an end, even if some aspects may be implied.
(2) Flash Fiction is NOT an extract or vignette from a longer story and should never end with the words To Be Continued...
(3) The definition of Flash Fiction can vary from competition (or publication) to competition. For example SFL48FLASH specifies a maximum of 1500 words but no minimum. Other publications may set the word length at 1000, 700, 500 or even 250 words of less.
(4) Please pay close attention to any particular rules regarding subject matter. For example with SFL48FLASH, as well as having a science fiction or fantasy-related theme, two clues: the TITLE plus a specific piece of DIALOGUE, must be incorporated somewhere within the story.
(5) Please follow any rules regarding manuscript layout and file formatting.
(6) Comply with any deadlines specified. This is particularly important with SFL48FLASH as the whole point of the challenge is you only have 48 hours, from being provided with the two clues, in which to write and submit your story. Don’t grumble, that works out to a writing rate of around just 30 words an hour!
(7) And, talking of grumbling, when the results are announced, please don’t start arguing with the judges and complaining that your entry should have been better placed. Judges’ decisions are final. Similarly, please don’t ask for a critique of your work - this is a competition, not a creative writing course.
(8) Don’t be Evil. Nobody objects to sex, violence and swear words - as long as they are pertinent to the story and are not being used gratuitously. That means no submissions advocating racial and religious hatred, sexism, child abuse, etc.
(9) Don’t get carried away with the gadgets. Yes, this is sci-fi and fantasy but readers (and judges) still want characters who they can engage with and care about. Don’t make your characters mere caricatures whose only purpose is to operate your gadgets.
(10) Start the action rolling immediately. You do not have the word-length luxury of a novel in which to develop your story so cut to the quick as soon as possible rather than waste time on waffling introductory dialogue.
(11) Avoid a clichéd ending. This is a short story, not a preamble to a punchline which (a) probably isn’t as funny as you think it is and (b) is one the judges will have heard before. “We appear to be the only survivors on this planet. My name’s Adam.” “Oh, hello, my name is Eve!”
(12) Finally, do be original. It goes without saying that you should never copy/plagiarise another writer’s work but you should also strive to come up with new ideas or at least a fresh spin on an established trope. Too often judges encounter stories where the denouement is obvious from the first paragraph. So be bold, make it fresh.
So Captain America sold his Harley Davidson, retired to the coast and now pootles about in an old VW campervan with a cool paint job. Seen here in a supermarket car park in Beccles. "I am loyal to nothing.. except the dream - and my Tesco Clubcard" is his new catchphrase. Possibly.
It's Throwback Thursday - and here I am rockin' the 'fro in 1978 - I was aiming for the ELO/Electric Light Orchestra look but it came out more as the demon spawn of my Granny's poodle perm and a Northern club singer. Fashion Police - I plead guilty.
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