Diary Date: 2pm til 5pm this Sunday on Smart Radio GY – Charles Christian hosts the Chart Toppers show – nothing but No #1 singles from the UK Official Charts from the 1950s to the present day + a few No #2s that should have made it! See sidebar for links

Episode #35 - 27th September of the Weird Tales Radio Show podcast (available on iTunes, Spotify etc) looks at the folklore surrounding Michaelmas – did you know it was once known as "Pack Rag Day"? Plus we meet St Cyprian, the patron saint of sorcerers and witches – and ask how did he get that gig? We also remember the TV series Bewitched and learn why the Vikings’ squirrels were to be avoided.

I noticed there's quite a few scrying cabinets, crystal balls and mirrors for sale online – did you know you can now take an online diploma course in scrying? See link - no personal connection, I'm just intrigued by the concept. There's also a Wicca diploma course that apparently 6000 would-be witches have already signed up for at £127 a pop. Make way, make way, witch with a diploma coming through...

The latest research data from the UK's Society of Authors does not make for happy reading if you a writer.

According to the results of their 2018 survey of author incomes (there were similar surveys in 2005 and 2013) the median annual income of a professional author is now £10,500 – well below the minimum wage in the UK. In real terms, taking inflation into account, this represents a fall in writing income of 42% since since 2005, and 15% since 2013.

Not surprisingly, just 13.7% of authors now earn their income solely from writing, compared with 40% in 2005. The term "professional" writer is defined as those for whom writing forms the major part of their working life – as distinct from people who earn something from their writing along with another main career.

The median annual writing income for all authors, professional or otherwise, was £3000 – a fall of almost 50% in real terms since 2005. There is also a growing gender gap, with women's average earnings from writing being about 75% of men's earnings. The SoA also cites an EU study which found that a professional author could, on average, expect to earn £6000 from the lifetime sales of each book. Considering how long it can take to research and write some books, you'd be better off stacking shelves in a supermarket!

What SoA chief executive Nicola Solomon says is the most disturbing aspect of these findings is that during the same period "large publishers are seeing their profits rocket". Data provided the Publishers Association themselves in 2016 showed authors received a total of £161 million in advances, royalties, and secondary rights revenue – which sounds a lot until you realise it represents just 3% of the publishing industry's turnover. 

In fact the profit margins of large publishers are currently running at about 13% and a shareholder in one of the big five publishers can expect to receive up to three times the amount paid to authors.

Authors are clearly the "product" – and if you want to make money out of books today, let some other mug do the writing while you buy shares in a publisher.

Episode #34 of the Weird Tales Radio Show podcast (available on iTunes, Spotify etc) contains part two of our interview with Brendan Keane on Celtic Revivalism, the Occult & the Irish Dimension. Janie Christian looks at the surprisingly recent origins of English church Harvest Festivals and the curious folklore of Chalk Back Thursday. And Inanna Arthen offers a handy guide to North American Neo-Pagan & Wiccan resources, including books and websites.