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New Fiction: Candont or the Worst of All Possible Worlds by Deborah Davitt

29/5/2017

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In his novel Candide, the 18th century French philosopher Voltaire introduces us to the character Pangloss who believes that all is for the best, in "the best of all possible worlds". But is it? In this story Deborah L. Davitt considers what might happen in the worst of all possible worlds.

Deborah L. Davitt was raised in Reno, Nevada, but she received her MA in English from Penn State. She currently lives in Houston, Texas, with her husband and son.  For more about her Rhysling-nominated poetry, short stories, and novels, please see www.edda-earth.com.


Candont
by Deborah L. Davitt

 
 
Trudging to work wasn’t the best decision he could have made, but in a world of wrong choices, it was the best that he could muster, passing a dozen car-wrecks on the way. A drone from the sky alerted him, and he looked up in horror to watch as the third plane this week plummeted into an apartment complex.

Standing still wasn’t the best decision either, as a brick thrown free clipped his head.
           
His doctors’ decision to operate to relieve the pressure of his concussion wasn’t good. But he survived the infection, though their choice of antibiotics wasn’t the best, either.
           
On awakening from his coma, he cautiously took a taxi to the local university (surviving two fender-benders along the way), and, dodging students vomiting from dorm windows, turned the wrong way and accidentally found the physics building. None of the professors were in; a host of wrong turns had led every one of them to be late for their classes, which every student happened to be failing.

“Could it be,” he asked, when a physicist staggered in, mildly concussed after a fraternity prank gone awry, “that we’re living in the worst of all possible worlds?”

The professor set her glasses on a stool, and then forgot and sat on them, before ruefully replying, “It’s certainly possible, that in a quantum multiverse in which universes are created by human decisions, by electrons firing and bouncing in different directions, that yes, there must be a world in which every possible decision made is the wrong one. But we’d need to study the matter before we’d know that we live in the worst of all possible worlds.”
           
“When did it start? It couldn’t always have been, else we wouldn’t have telephones or planes –”
           
“Ah, but it took us thirty years to attain flight, even after the Wrong Brothers’ spectacular and fiery crash at Kitty Hawk!” she replied. “Perhaps in other universes, they didn’t fail.”

“Yet how can we know?” he demanded.
So they built – with many impressive failures – a device that let them peer into other quantum realities, to worlds with skies unhazed by the smoke of fallen airplanes, burning buildings, and massive wars. “Wait, that reality elected the wrong person –”

“– every reality seems to do that. Even the one where frogs are the dominant form of life – they always elect the wrong frog.”

“So, we’re agreed? This really is the worst of all possible worlds?”

“We’ve only surveyed five thousand realities; the confidence interval, stacked against an infinite number of universes, isn’t strong. But I suspect that the worst universe actually imploded sometime in the indefinite past, causing all incorrect choices to default to our reality for expression.” She sighed. “According to the ancient Maya, the world was supposed to end last Tuesday.”

“We didn’t even get that right.” He exhaled. “I’m going home to lie in bed until it does.”
           
Which turned out to be the worst choice of all, as she opted to go with him.  
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New Electric Haiga: Dream Catcher... by Pris Campbell

16/5/2017

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Today's haiga is by West Palm Beach (Florida)-based Pris Campbell, a poet and haijin I've  published before not only on the Angel but also, way back, on Ink  Sweat & Tears. Her many other credits include cattails, Daily Haiga, A Hundred Gourds, and Failed Haiku.
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New fiction: Just put down the Ouija board!

8/5/2017

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What if Ouija boards actually work – but the "entities" on the receiving end have better things to do than answer our messages, asks Karen Heslop. Karen writes from Kingston, Jamaica. Her stories have been published or are upcoming in 101 Words Magazine, Untied Shoelaces of the Mind, The Flash Fiction Press, Speculative 66, Cemetery Moon, Phantaxis Magazine, Black Girl Magic Lit Mag, and Big Echo Critical Science Fiction among others.​


Dear Humans
by Karen Heslop



Dear Humans, 

For the love of all things tormented and unholy, put the damn Ouija boards down. It was kind of cute when you guys started calling us the first time but we’re not laughing anymore. We have serious jobs down here keeping Hell running in tip top shape. We don’t need you dropping in asking us to find every Auntie Jane and Uncle Will that kicked the bucket. Yes I admit there have been times when a demon or two might have pretended to be a long lost relative but what do you expect from us exactly? Do you even know how humongous this place is? There’s no directory of damned souls and I can barely hear myself think with all these raucous screams let alone ask if anyone’s seen your second cousin Cliff. 

In truth, it’s our fault for losing the Ouija board sketch up there in the first place. Did you know it was meant to be a kids’ game for the demon kin? Anyway, I had wanted to get it back and exterminate the humans who had found it but my demon overlord at the time thought it wouldn’t be necessary. Well the Boss didn’t think the overlord’s tongue was necessary when he found out about the whole thing. In any case, by that time the damage was done and you people kept making more and more of those damn boards. Hell hasn’t had a lick of peace for over 100 years because of you nosy humans.

So please find another way to amuse yourselves. If your people are down here, the last thing they want to do is have a conversation. Trust me. The only thing worse than being on fire is having someone put you out and then set you aflame again. All so someone can ask you where you left a piece of paper. I’m talking to you Barbara Jean from North Carolina. Daddy didn’t like you in life and he hates you even more now. 

In conclusion: stop calling. We have better things to do. 

Painfully yours, 

Bandalanus Nextar III

Demon Overlord    

Department of Endless Torment

Hell


P.S. To sweeten the pot a little – did you guys know you can call Heaven if you soak the Ouija board in holy water? Now don’t be lazy and grab that watered down crap from the front of the church. The priests have the good stuff in the back. You’re welcome.
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Non-Zero Voodoo Dolls - New Poetry

1/5/2017

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Two new poems by poets making their debut in the Grievous Angel. We start with the tick tock heart of a Voodoo Doll from Colleen Anderson ​before heading towards Non-Zero with Josh Pearce.

Voodoo Doll

Be my voodoo doll
by moonlight let me stick you with pins
write notes in arcane symbols
etching my love into your skin
Let me dance and sing to the stars
the qualities you possess that I will too
I’ll cast a spell so you’ll love me well

Be my voodoo doll
silence you’ll keep as I stitch your lips
sealing your kiss forever inside
Immortal I’ll make you when I pack you with rags
switch your eyes for glass gems
a watch for your faithless tick tock heart
you and I will never be apart

Be my voodoo doll


by Colleen Anderson – a Vancouver, BC writer of prose, poetry, fiction and nonfiction whose poetry has been twice nominated for the Aurora Award, for the Rhysling, and won second place in the Crucible and Rannu competitions. She co-edited The Playground of Lost Toys, which was Aurora nominated, and will be editing Alice Unbound this year. Her speculative poetry collection Ancient Tales, Grand Deaths and Past Lives is available through Kelp Queen Press. www.colleenanderson.wordpress.com



Non-Zero

What is waiting
for us out there?

You look into
a large,
unlit room,
empty,
with a billion billion
billion
dust specks floating
in the air.

You sweep all these
planets, stars,
galaxies,
and nebulae together
into a corner.

From the middle
of the room
you cannot even
see this miniscule
ash pile
and you say

:nothing


by Josh Pearce – a San Francisco Bay Area writer appearing in Analog, Star*Line, and Perihelion, among others. You can find him on Twitter @fictionaljosh and at https://fictionaljosh.com
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